- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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