- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

yo mama is fat shes fat

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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