Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Why? Whats wrong?

what do u call a black person by his name

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Anti Joke

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