What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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