- Anti Joke

Luke Hardie is G@Y

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did I do last night?work

What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

I Have a Black Friend

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

charlie sheen losing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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