What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Penis

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Zach Barlow

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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