- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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