- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

cancer

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

raping black women

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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