How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

There was an american man on the way to work.

Samraj.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Brad Fuller!

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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