- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Darude- Sandstorm

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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