Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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