Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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