- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

whats long and green? weed

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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