Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

whats a willy? -brock

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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