What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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This joke is funny

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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I am a nigger.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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