How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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refridgrator

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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