This is not a joke or is it

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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