- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Knock Knock opens the door

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

elen degeneres is straight....

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