A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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My parents died!

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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