- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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