What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What did I do last night?work

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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