Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Guess What! HI!

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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