Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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donald................duck for president

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