- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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