- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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