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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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