What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Kelly Clarkson

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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