What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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