How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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an athiest walks into a church

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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