What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

There's my tractor.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Catholicism.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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