Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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