- Anti Joke

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Hillary Clinton

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke