What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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im gey

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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i dont like chris

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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