- Anti Joke

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

A ginger was with his friends

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

My penis is big... not.

Pineapple.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.