- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Your mom is fat

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