What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Lets go Yankees

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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