Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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