Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Jaden McMichael

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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