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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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