- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Neither have I

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Gorden Brown.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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