What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Hahaha

The Detroit Lions

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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