Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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women rights

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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