How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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