What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Women's Rights.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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