- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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