Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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This is not a joke

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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