Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Yo mama's fat.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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