- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Do you know the muffin man? No

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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