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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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whos district champs not JM

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Faithful men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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