- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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