- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

There's a god, just kidding.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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