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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

black people

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

you lose.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

black people

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

you lose.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something