We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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say cheese

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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