- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

run farther?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

I LIKE TRAINS

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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