How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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