the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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A women's opinion.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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