Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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