2 + 2 = fish

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What's big and white?

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Chuck Norris.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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