Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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