why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

At least I dont have AIDS.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

There's a car about to hit me.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

The Christian Bible.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Jesus was a good guy

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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