Where do you live? In a house

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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