Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Justin's hair

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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why do you care?

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Reading books

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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