Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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tee hee

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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