my mind's eye?

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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