Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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PENIS

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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