What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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AIDS

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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