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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Wait what? I did not type that!

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs