Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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anti jokes are for fags

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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